BiaMUN Times Day 3: Harder work The third day of Białystok Model United Nations (BIAMUN) took place at a different venue - the campus of the Universit...
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BiaMUN Times Day 3: Harder work The third day of Białystok Model United Nations (BIAMUN) took place at a different venue - the campus of the University of Bialystok. After another long day of work in their committees, the delegates went to a ball at Branicki’s Palace - the most famous building in Białystok. Around 11PM, there was an emergency alert - delegates had to deal with a crisis, because Russia invaded Latvia. Despite of the late night, the delegates coped in an admirable way.
Committee Gossip Human Rights Council
Security Council
• Delegates in HRC seemed uninterested in other
• The delegates of the USA, the United Kingdom and
delegates… • The delegate of Bangladesh seemed to enjoy memes
a lot • The delegate of Russia immediately surrounded
himself with girls • It was almost as boring committee, as ICJ yesterday • Male delegates seemed to bend over the desks all the
time
Disarmament and International Security • The delegate of Egypt was laughing all the time • The delegates of USA and France are more interested in
their nails, than in the topic • The delegate of Yemen was looking for something in his
nose, we don’t have information if the mission was accomplished • The same delegate also smiled a lot in a weird way to
his phone… Maybe some dirty texts? • The delegate of USA was texting with the delegate of
Iran all the time
Economic and Social Council • The delegate of France was flirting all the time • The delegate of Belgium was watching a TV series • The delegate of Spain had a poker face • The delegates of Bosnia and Herzegovina and Canada
were on their phones all the time
International Court of Justice • A little less boring committee than the day before,
because one of chairs hit his head on the projector screen
Spain laugh at everyone and seem to like each other • The delegate of Canada was in love.... with her hair • The delegate of France was more interested in his
phone than the debate • The delegate of Jordan looked like he didn’t know what
he was doing there • The delegate of France has a tattoo and a unique outfit • The delegates of Malaysia and Iran were talking a lot,
they would make a cute couple • Pizza boxes were all over the place, even after there was
no-one left… • Unmoderated discussion evolved into a wild argument,
only the delegate of France was yawning and seemed uninterested • The delegates of China and Spain argued very loud,
someone threw a bottle across the table in anger • The delegate of Malaysia asked for eye drops… Maybe
because she had her eye on the delegate of Iran all the time?
International Monetary Fund • The delegate of Egypt seemed very confident, because
one of the volunteers present was named „Cleopatra” • Liechtenstein performed a biological attack, taking her
shoes off • The night was too hard for the Delegate of UK, making
her absent yesterday. The Delegate of Brazil was probably hungover, but at least he came to his committee • Iceland is not a hot country, especially in comparison to
The delegate of Iceland • The delegate of Belgium was naturalized by China
Look of the day
Tomasz Wiślicki Deputy Chair of DISEC