RAW 1000 Anime Version (My Style)

Chapter 1
The following story has been paid for the New World Order.
I do not own any anime characters that will be presented in this story, the WWE, or the song of being used. The WWE belong the McMahon family, the anime character belong their respective creators, and the song belongs to Outasight.
Opening Theme: "Tonight is the Night" by Outasight
What started 999 episodes ago... "Welcome everyone to Monday Night RAW!" Mr. McMahon said on the very first episode of RAW. "We are live from New York City's Manhattan Center! I'm Vince McMahon!"
I've been feeling good
Came a long way from misunderstood
Far away from the days where I want to go home
'Cause I was afraid from the truth
...Became a global phenomenon. "We are live from New York City... Milan, Italy... Chicago... Tokyo... Los Angeles... Boston, Mass... London, England!"
See I was scared to admit
That failing was in the back of my head
Comes a point when lying no longer works
So you stand up for how you want to live
Tonight is the night is the night
That we're losing control
"We are really going to party tonight." Bob Berker said.
Tonight is the night is the night
We set it off
Everybody go
"Tyson and Austin! Tyson and Austin!" J.R shouted as Mr. McMahon and tries to break up the fight between Mike Tyson and Steve Austin.
Wooh wooh oh oh oh
Wooh wooh oh oh oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
"Mankind is champion." Michael Cole as Mankind was given his newly won WWE Title.
Wooh wooh oh oh oh
Wooh wooh oh oh oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
"Oh my God, Raoh (as Kane) just tombstoned a priest!" J.R shouted as Raoh hit a priest with a Tombstone Piledriver.
And I don't know better
But as far as I came it seen like forever
"...And at Wrestlema-ai-ai-ai-maina..." Goldust said. Triple H and Ric Flair burst in laughter.
Seconds turned to hours
Days turned to months
Another years passed by
But it don't feel like much
So if I got one chance
I'm make y'all dance
I'm have as much fun as I can
And figure out the rest when I edge out a plan
"Stop it!" Triple H said in a Mr. McMahon like voice.
Tonight is the night is the night
"How do you think I feel sucka?" Said a mini Booker T.
That we're losing control
Tonight is the night is the night
"Coast to Coast!" Jerry Lawler shouted as Shane McMahon leaped from the turnbuckle on one side of the ring and kicked a metal trash kick Hibari's (as Cody Rhodes) face on the other as Zane Trusdale (as Randy Orton) looks on.
"A message to Trusdale..." Cole said.
We set it off
"HAVE A NICE RIDE!" Shane yelled at Raoh as jammed something into the limo and the vehicle drove into a truck.
Everybody go
Wooh wooh oh oh oh
Wooh wooh oh oh oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
"Really?" Bernan (as The Miz) said
"Really infinity." Pee Wee Herman said.
"Shrinkage?"
"Yeah, the little
Everybody go
Wooh wooh oh oh oh
Wooh wooh oh oh oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
"Bret screwed Bret." Mr. McMahon said. "I have no sympathy, once so ever, for Bret."
"I've lost a lot of whole things and one of them has been my smile." Shawn Michaels said.
"The MRI showed that uh, I have to retire." Naruto (as Edge) said.
"I want to thank you for the memories." Ric Flair said to crowd.
"Somewhere Eddie is going to look down on this night, proud that all the guys want out there and put a show for him." Triple H said during the tribute to Eddie Guerrero. "He would have wanted a show has been with his family his entire life to go on."
I'm feeling better than I ever thought
"Austin got McMahon!" J.R shouted as Stone Cold jumped off the zamboni and attacked Mr. McMahon.
It's possible but I know
I'm feeling better than I ever did
Impossible don't exists
Uzume (as CM Punk) hits Naruto with the Go to Sleep and covered him.
"Uzume is the champion!" Cole shouted as Uzume hold the World Title over his head
Impossible don't exists
"I QUIT!" Toriko (as Batista) yelled in a rage.
"You're fired!" Mr. McMahon shouted to Eric Bischoff.
Everybody go
Wooh wooh oh oh oh
Wooh wooh oh oh oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Everybody go
Wooh wooh oh oh oh
Wooh wooh oh oh oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Tonight is the night is the night
"This is home." The Rock said.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
That we're losing control
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
"I now own WCW." Shane said from Panama City, Florida, shocking his father who was in Cleveland, Ohio.
Tonight is the night is the night
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
We set it off
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Tonight is the night is the night
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
That we're losing control
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Tonight is the night is the night
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
We set it off
"This is Monday Night RAW!" Davina Angkahan-Valerio (as John Cena) shouted.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
"From January 11, 1993 to July 23, 2012, for the 1000th time, we welcome you to Monday Night RAW." Michael Cole said. "We are live and sold out - 18,318 WWE fans here in attendance in St. Louis. I'm Michael Cole with Hall of Famer, Jerry Lawler, at ringside in what is a night of celebration."
Chapter 2: The D-Generation X Reunion
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the chairman of the WWE, Mr. McMahon." Justin Roberts said as Mr. McMahon's theme plays throughout the arena and the crowd got on their feet.
[No Chance in Hell – Mr. McMahon’s Theme]
"A standing ovation, an ovation of respect, for the man whose creation is this program, Monday Night RAW." Cole said as Mr. McMahon comes out and walked towards the ring.
"You know what, Michael." Lawler said. "I could only say or wonder just how proud Mr. McMahon is right now. If he is, then he certainly should be. I mean the passion he has for this industry his entire life is personalized here tonight."
"We are so incredibly honored to be of this evening tonight, the 1000th episode celebration of Monday Night RAW." Cle said as Mr. McMahon entered the ring. "And for you Jerry, it's got to be an incredible evening. You were here since day number 1."
"Well I'm telling ya, I don't even know how to express how I feel right now." Lawler said. "I'm looking around and some of the old faces that I haven't seen so long are here today. It's just such a great feeling."
"And Ladies and Gentlemen, follow us on Twitter WWE. Join in the conversation by using the hash-tag RAW 1000."
"Wow, wow - 1000 episodes!" Mr. McMahon said proudly and the fans cheered and applauded. "I would just like to say, 'Thank you.'" The fans continued to cheer and started to chant 'Thank you Vince.' "I would also like to say, 'Welcome to Monday Night RAW!' And please welcome D-Generation X!"
[Are You Ready? – D-Generation X Theme]
The crowd got on their feet and DX's theme plays throughout the arena. They started to cheer extremely loud as Triple H and Shawn Michaels came out.
"Triple H and Shawn Michaels." Cole said, identifying the duo.
"And if there's a more fitting way to kick off the 1000th episode of Monday Night RAW, I can't think of it." Lawler said as the two headed to the ring, throwing the glow sticks into the crowd. "These two guys have personified Monday Night RAW."
"Ladies and Gentleman on August 11, 1997, it was the birth on the most controversial, outspoken, racy, attitudinal, sarcastic, rebellious group in history that changed the entire attitude of WWE." Cole as DX entered the ring.
"You're right. It became known as the Attitude Era, thanks to D-Generation X. I mean, let's face it. DX did things that never… not only have it never been seen before; it was never even thought of in this industry."
"They gave me a wedgie in the middle of the ring."
"Oh but that was thought of before. But these guys… my most memorable of DX was during the Monday Night Wars when they invaded WCW. Something like that was unthinkable."
"They did all kinds of things. They spray painted the WWE Headquarters."
"…and Mr. McMahon's jet." Lawler added.
As DX was about to finish their entrance inside the ring, Shawn grabbed a microphone and headed one to Triple H.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I gotta..." HBK said. "I…I gotta… I gotta…I gotta catch my breath."
He got off of Triple H's shoulder. "OK, now… don't get me wrong. I'm feeling this. I'm feeling…this, OK? I'm feeling it. But, I feel like I'm missing something. I can see, obviously, I got my pants on. I know that I remembered my underwear, because I can feel them bunching up as I'm talking. But…I still feel like, you know…something's missing. It doesn't…you know."
Triple H nodded and said, "You're right Shawn, something's missing. I can't put my finger on what it is. You got all of the gratuitous merch on…wristbands, t-shirt, glow sticks, anything else we can sell. What could it be?"
"I mean, obviously, I know I have my underwear on. Do you have your underwear on? Is that what it is?"
Triple H pushed his pants up. "Check - underwear on."
"I'm at a loss then." HBK said. "I'm at a loss."
"Hold on, didn't there used to be… more of us?" Triple H asked and the cheer got hyped up, knowing what he means.
"I can’t hear you! I said, 'did there used be more of us?'"
The two pointed at the entrance and their started to play again. Then a tank-like vehicle entered the arena and on it were Davina Angkahan-Valerio, Chie Satonaka and Noire (X-Pac, The Road Dogg and Billy Gunn).
"Oh, baby." Lawler said.
"It's reminiscent of the WCW invasion in Norfolk!" Cole said. "Look who's here!"
"It's like reliving my favorite DX moment ever."
"Davina J. Valerio and Chie Satonaka, the New Age Outlaws along with Noire." The said DX members out of the vehicle and headed towards the ring.
"The band is back together again."
"It was the night after WrestleMania, March 30, 1998, when these three men would officially join D-Generation X. And you know King, earlier today Shawn Michaels tweeted on his official Twitter account that quote 'Somebody is getting awfully giddy tonight.'" The three DX entered with HBK and Triple H. "I think this is what HBK meant. The band’s back together."
"Man oh man, that's a great sight." Lawler said. "What a great feeling here tonight." The DX got in their position and complete their entrance. "These guys look great. They could start another Attitude Era tomorrow."
Davina grabbed the microphone and said, "St. Louis, we're about to take you on a Missouri boat ride… straight down Memory Lane! Now then…
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages: Tonight, D-Generation X proudly brings to you its 5-time WWE Tag Team Champions of the World…! The Road Dogg D.J. Valerio; the Bad Ass Chie Satonaka: The New Age Outlaws!"
"Wow…!" Triple H said. "If that isn't a start… but I just got to know one thing… are you ready?"
The crowd started cheering.
"No! I said, ARE! YOU! READY?!"
The cheers from got louder.
"Then, for the thousands in attendance, for the millions watching around the world…" Then Triple H looked at the other DX members. "…and well, apparently for me, because I'm the only one left with a full head of hair."
And DX’s members chuckled at that statement.
"And because this is the 1000th episode of Monday Night RAW…! – and I will see each and every one of you when we hit 2000. – Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllll…Let's get ready to SUCK IT!"
Chie Satonaka and Shawn Michaels grabbed a microphone ready for their part but they looked at each other confused.
"This is, uh…my part." Chie said to Shawn.
"Wha…" Shawn said.
"This is my part. He never gave me that much. But this is what I did pretty well. So this is my spot."
"And I understand, but this is actually my part." Shawn said. "I'm originator of all of this. He didn't give much either. You and I are sort of like what's left over. But, um…this is the part I do, because this is my little sunshine."
"Yeah but, I mean…" Chie said before Triple H cut him off.
"Chie, Chie… don't let Shawn lose his smile, you know what I mean." Triple H said. "Because when that happens, he does weird things like posing for Playgirl and stuff."
"I was young! And stupid, okay?!" Shawn defended then started to at himself. "And I needed the money… I can't work like this."
"Ok, ok, I will settle this." Triple H said. "You guys do it…"
"I'll do it." HBK said.
"No, no, no, do it together."
"Genius." Noire said.
"You're okay with that?" Chie asked.
"Alright, we'll do it." Shawn said. "How do we do this?"
"1-2-3..."
"How you want to do it? Is it 1-2-3-do it or is it 1-2-do it?"
"No, no, 1-2-3..." Chie said.
"…and then go. Ok." Shawn finished.
"1-2-3- then go." Triple H said. As HBK and Chie were about to do their part, Damien Sandow's theme was played and Ira Gamagoori (as Damien Sandow) comes out.
"This is going to be good." Cole said. "From Friday Night Smackdown, Ira Gamagoori."
"What's so good about Gamagoori coming out here now?" Lawler asked.
"Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment." Gamagoori said, walking towards the ring. "My name is Ira Gamagoori. And I am the intellectual savior of you, the unwashed masses."
"Hey, listen pal--" Triple H said.
"Wait, wait." Shawn said. "I actually like to hear him out. I mean let's face it, we're pretty skuzzy." Then he turned to Gamagoori. "So go ahead, I want to hear you."
"This is what RAW, the WWE, and society at large has disintegrated to." Gamagoori said. "Common degenerates, whose sophomoric and disgusting behavior has plagued humanity… and brainwashed the masses into revering this type of crass conduct."
Shawn turned to the DX members and said, "Alright, I gotta be honest: That's true about me…. I'm going back home, I'm going straight to church and I’m asking for forgiveness - again."
"Now, I understand that you barbaric buffoons could easily eviscerate me and dispose of me like common trash… However, if you do so, I will not be a victim. I will be a martyr; a martyr for anyone who appreciates a sophisticated mind."
"You do make a good point." Triple H said as DX started to huddle up. "We’re gonna need to discuss this as a group. We've been apart for a little bit and figure exactly what we're going to do. So just hold. We have to huddle so just wait a sec."
Gamagoori tried to get into the huddle but was pushed away. "What are you talking about?" he asked.
"No, no, you need to be over there." Triple H said. "You're not a part of the planning process."
"That's very rude."
"I know, but we're rude guys."
Triple H got into the huddle and the group started whispering ideas to one another about how deal with Gamagoori. After found a perfect idea, they broke the huddle turned to Gamagoori.
"Okay, here's the thing. This is what we decided--"
Chie and Davina hit Gamagoori with Sweet Chin Music. Noire kicked a dazed Gamagoori in the gut and hit him with the Pedigree.
Noire grabbed the microphone and DX standing over the fallen Gamagoori and said…
"Well, I guess… if you’re not down with that - WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!"
"SUCK IT!!" Davina yelled as DX's theme plays again.
"Vintage D-Generation X, the legendary Hell-Raisers." Cole said. "I guess Gamagoori now become a martyr for sophistication."
"Yeah, he was…what did he say?" Lawler said. "‘Eviscerated like common trash.’"
"Welcome back, the New Age Outlaws, X-Pac, Shawn Michaels, and Triple H on what is an epic night." Cole said as Triple H and X-Pac take the robe off of Gamagoori. "Over 18,000 sold out in St. Louis for RAW 1000."
"What are they doing to this guy?" Lawler asked as Triple H throws Gamagoori out of the ring. "I think is the 'taken out like common trash' part. Is it great to see these guys or what? DX!"
"Still up to their old tricks."
Chapter 3: 6-Man Tag Match
Neptune, Ruby Rose & Jonathan Joestar (Rey Mysterio/Sin Cara/Sheamus)
vs.
Kasuga, Eve Neuschwanstein & Kenshin Uesugi (Dolph Zigger/Chris Jericho/Alberto Del Rio)
J.R's theme music is played throughout the arena and J.R came out. "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome WWE Hall of Famer 'Good Ole J.R.' Jim Ross." Nico Robin (as Lillian Garcia) said as J.R. walked towards the commentators' desk.
"Wait a minute." Lawler said, noticing J.R's facial hair. "What’s that on J.R's face?"
"It wouldn't be Monday Night RAW without the man who was its voice for fifteen years." Cole said. "'Good Ole' J.R is going to join on commentary on RAW 1000."
"'Good Ole' J.R." Lawler said as his old friend takes a seat with the commentators. "I'm going sit between you guys if you don't mind."
[Neptune’s theme: The Next Generation of Great – Jason Jordan]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kwk5Cj4kP8
"The following is a six-man tag team contest, set for one-fall. Introducing first, from Hokkaido, Japan, weighing in at 125lbs, Neptune!"
"Can't wait to hear from Jim Ross in just a few moments but first we want to tell that Neptune is back." Cole said.
(Flashback – RAW in Las Vegas 7/16/12)
Kenshin locked the Cross Arm Breaker on Toori and Toori tapped out. The referee tried to get Kenshin release the hold but Kenshin didn't let go. Then Rey Mysterio's theme was played and Neptune ran to the ring, hitting Kenshin in the face with the face with a fury of elbows. Kenshin pushed off Neptune of him as Neptune bounced off and hit Kenshin with a head scissors takeover, putting on the middle rope. Neptune bounced off the ropes and hit Kenshin with the 619.
"Last week, Kenshin would defeat Toori in a match-up on Monday Night RAW." Cole said. "He locked on the Cross Arm Breaker, refused to let go when Neptune made his return. King, he missed a year of action but Neptune is back with a vengeance."
"She may have missed a year of action but she didn't miss a beat." Lawler said. "Neptune, oh baby, doing things just she like she left off. The patented 619 hits its mark. Neptune looked impressive and it's great to see her back."
(End of Flashback)
"It was Kenshin who took Neptune out of action with the Cross Arm Breaker last year." Cole said. "Neptune is back and ready to go here on Monday Night RAW."
[Ruby’s Theme: Fearless Warrior – Kalisto]
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8oamrf6j2tsja0h/Fearless%20Warrior%20%28Kalisto%29.mp3?dl=0
"Introducing her tag team partners: from Beacon, weighing in at 140lbs, Ruby Rose!"
"And of course, Jim Ross is joining us here at ringside a man who called fifteen years WWE flagship show." Cole said, turning to J.R as Ruby ran to the ring and Mary went to the back. "How excited are you to be here tonight?"
"I'm excited to be here." J.R said as Ruby entered the ring. "I'm honored to be here with guys. What a wonderful night, what a celebration."
"Of course, J.R and the King were picking the main announce team of Monday Night RAW during the attitude era. They sat out here some of the greatest moments in Monday Night RAW history."
"We got a great run and I loved every minute of it." J.R said.
"Did you get my memo about a tuxedo?" Lawler asked J.R.
"Oh, that was you?"
"Yeah but you look great though. What's with the beard?"
[Jonathan’s Theme: The Next Big Thing – Brock Lesnar]
https://www.dropbox.com/s/4q1w8h9lb1eaouy/Next%20Big%20Thing%20(iTunes%20Mix)%20[Brock%20Lesnar].mp3?dl=0
"And from London, England, weighing in at 220lbs, he is the World Heavyweight Champion: Jonathan Joestar!"
"And of course, the World Champion, Jonathan Joestar, who the World Title back at Wrestlemania 28 in a record 18 seconds, and has held the title since." Cole said as Jonathan enters the ring.
"How could you not be impressed with JoJo?" J.R asked. "He's big and physical. He has no reverse gear. This is a World Heavyweight Champion that I believe will be World Heavyweight Champion for years to come. And I know that's a big statement - but he's a big time player, King."
"You're right about that." Lawler said. "I mean, one of the most impressive guys in WWE is Jonathan Joestar."
The lights were shut off in the arena and Chris Jericho's theme was played. "Speaking of impressive…"
[Eve’s Theme: Free The Flame – Ember Moon]
https://www.dropbox.com/s/c1ndpxcigntxxrf/Free%20The%20Flame%20(Ember%20Moon).mp3?dl=0
"Introducing the opponents: first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing in at 150 lbs, Eve Neuschwanstein!"
"Well last week on Monday Night RAW, Eve was in a confrontation with Ms. Money in the Bank, Kasuga." Cole said.
(Flashback- RAW in Las Vegas 7/...