Super Cow Past

Super Cow (past) There was a girl. She was a beautiful blond. Her name was Buffy and she lived on a farm with vampire cows. The cows loved to suck blood! Dracula (King of the Vampires) once owned them! One day, there was a powerful rainstorm! It lasted 7 days! The rain turned into a big river flowing by Buffy’s farm. She moved her cows to higher ground. But she slipped and hit her head on a giant tree. The fall knocked her out for a moment or two. When she came to, Xander was licking her face. Xander was her favorite cow. The water rose. Buffy got up and walked with Xander. The water was then waist high. Buffy was tired. Finally she threw her arm around Xander’s neck and hung on. 27 minutes passed and Xander pulled Buffy out of the water. They were on a small island in the middle of the big river. It was noon. The sky was dark and it rained very hard. Rescuers discovered Buffy right away. A plane took her to an emergency room at the hospital. Two days later, Buffy went back to the island. Xander was gone. He was one of 17 vampire cows that Buffy lost. Buffy cried and cried. Buffy said “I owe my life to him after all!!!” “He saved me.”